The Penguins

Hello, and welcome to our blog! We are the Four Little Penguins in real life, but, what most people don't know is that we are actually also superheroes! We protect earth from alien attacks by using our super radioactive guns, disguised as "fish" of course. We also protect children (and the young at heart) everywhere from deadly boredom with our super humor (which might be fishy, but is never corny).

There are four of us super-penguin-heroes:
Adelie, the eldest, is head of attack plans. With her knowledge of every villain alien, she is adept at creating ways to take the battle into the enemies' weakest areas. Her strongest weapon? Books.
Snares, in charge of trapping and, well, snaring, is the stealthy brains of the flock. He has mastered the skill of catching aliens in their own slime. His strongest weapon? Fishy breath.
Macaroni is the escape master. He has unbelievable digging skills. He can dig through or around anything at amazing speeds, allowing the flock to flee whenever it seems strategically wise to do so. This skill also serves him well as he attempts to learn trapping from Snares. Macaroni's strongest weapon? His trusty trowel.
Little Blue, the youngest penguin, employs her diminutive size and considerable charm to distract and/or annoy the aliens while the others do the heavy lifting.  And if that doesn't work, she bosses them within an inch of their lives until they are happy to run away screaming. Her strongest weapon? Evil laughter.

We invite you to laugh at our jokes, attempt our crafts, enjoy our recipes, read our stories and memorize our poetry, but never, under any circumstances, are you ever, allowed to eat our fish. Just don't do it.